In celebration of The Golden Tether’s Seventh Anniversary, we are proud to present you with the Sweetheart Festival! Over the next few weeks there will be numerous events happening to celebrate the Anniversary. Balls, fights and brawls, auctions, and much more!
The halls have been lightly decorated in pale pinks and deep reds, pale gold baubles hang from the trees and rafters. House Slaves, Servants, and Entertainers are dressed in romantic attire: sheer, flowing robes, in soft, pale hues. Some have even dressed up as Cupids!
Over the next month the following Specials will be offered:
Beverages 4 to 8
Krug Clos d’Ambonnay,champagne specially imported in for the celebration. Vin de glace,dessert wine served ice cold and very sweet. Brunello di Montalcino, the odor of this wine can be attributed to the brush lands and aromatic woods, a trace of vanilla, small fruit and fruity jams Prosecco Galileo Marca, rose wine, this is typically a summerwine trusted for its lightness and balmy taste. Cranberry Kiss,sparkling blush wine with cranberry juice, a dash of orange juice and an orange slice wedge. Fuzzy Balls,peach schnapps, vodka, melon liqueur mixed into a two ounce shot. Quickie, orange liqueur, rum, bourboun served over crushed ice. @$#*%! Love,two shots of Blind Pig mixed with pineapple juice, the taste is barely improved.
Snacks & Sweets 5 to 8
Little Hearts, fowl hearts, battered and fried.
Roasted Beet Soup, with Crème Fraîche
Moroccan Spiced Salmon, cold roasted, served in bite size portions.
Prosciutto Wrapped Asparagus
Chocolate Dipped Strawberries
Dark Chocolate Truffles
White Chocolate Raspberry Cheesecake
Sweetheart Dinner for Two 14 This is a special meal put together by the Tether chef's for you and your special someone.
Brunello di Montalcino, the odor of this wine can be attributed to the brush lands and aromatic woods, a trace of vanilla, small fruit and fruity jams
Boar Heart, tenderly cooked in a red wine sauce.
Artichoke Hearts, steamed and served in a light oil.
Sautéed mushrooms with wild rice.
Vin de glace, dessert wine served ice cold and very sweet.
Crème Brulee
Holiday Treats 2 These are specially enchanted and concocted treats ordered by the Tether. Some are just regular ol' candy. These candies will lose their effectiveness by February 29th and turn into regular candies.
Cinnamon Hearts,just as the name says-- these are some spicy candies. Chocolate Thunder,these chocolates are in the shape of a mast and sail of a ship. Side-effects include 4 hour erections. Melon Gummies,these gummy candies are in the shape of melons - and taste like them too! Side-effects include increased breast size by two cups for women, males will grow small breasts. Lasts 4 hours. Rosebuds,sugar candies in the shape of small rosebuds. Those that eat these candies will feel happy and loving to their fellow man and furre. (Note, this won't make a grump fall in love, it just gives the eater a feeling of well-being and happiness.) Spiked Chocolates, a variety of chocolates spiked with different liquors. Cantharidin Candies,pink, red, and white taffy with a sweet berry flavour. Enhances feelings of lust and pleasure, however it only works on those who willingly take it with knowledge of what it is.
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