It's time for CROSS-fit.
Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2016 12:08 am
"If you find yourself in a fair fight, you're not training hard enough."
Who: Hosted by Guard Jacob Cross
What: A competition - a test of wills, feats of strength and perseverance. Competitors will be put through a grueling course of exotic exercises. Utilizing a simple Dice-Roll system, we will determine how well each person does in each event, with the overall high-scorer being the winner. The event will include bench-pressing slaves, releasing a greased up naked slave and timing how long competitors take to capture them, and swimming with weights attached.(Additional surprise events may be added!).
The event is open to patrons and owned slaves, provided these slaves come with the permission of their owner and a signed consent form in the event of strain, tearing, drowning, hernia, or prolapsed heart.
Patrons are strongly encouraged to arrive with one slave who will serve as spotter/towel creature/exercise equipment. If you are unable to provide a slave, one will be provided for you, courtesy of the House.
Slaves are also welcome to sign up as 'backup', in the case any participant finds themselves without.
When: January 31st, 7 PM FST
Where: The *Garden of The Golden Tether.
The winner of the event will be given a lifer digo, courtesy of Loraen. ICly, they will be rewarded with a free rental of any one of our lovely House Slaves, or a meal from our Cast Iron *menu.
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