The Carnival Is Coming to Guildereim!
Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2016 12:33 am
Come one, come all, to the most fantastic phenomenon to ever grace our illustrious isle! Swoon as you devour delicious delicacies! Laugh at the cantankerous caterwauling of cockamamie clowns! Gasp as you test your skill in our grand gauntlet of galvanizing games! Thrill as you see the dramatic derring-do of death-defying daredevils! Cheer as scintillating shows sizzle the senses!
Yes, good people of Guildereim, the Golden Tether is proud to announce that the CARNIVAL has come to town! For the weekend of July 15, 16, and 17, bring your friends, bring your slaves, and don't forget to bring your gold as you enjoy a bit of much-needed fun and frivolity!
In addition to a change in decor, mood, and music - you'll be cordially invited to take place in all manner of games and shows taking place throughout the weekend! Not to mention, there will be all sorts of special food and drink available for a limited time. What do we have in store for you? Well come on in and take a look!
Yes, good people of Guildereim, the Golden Tether is proud to announce that the CARNIVAL has come to town! For the weekend of July 15, 16, and 17, bring your friends, bring your slaves, and don't forget to bring your gold as you enjoy a bit of much-needed fun and frivolity!
In addition to a change in decor, mood, and music - you'll be cordially invited to take place in all manner of games and shows taking place throughout the weekend! Not to mention, there will be all sorts of special food and drink available for a limited time. What do we have in store for you? Well come on in and take a look!
FRIDAY - We start with a BANG, and that's not a figure of speech! Come on down to the *Beach early in the evening where the most daring of volunteers will enter a specially made cannon bigger than any you've ever seen! Why? Because we're going to shoot them into the ocean and award whomever goes furthest, of course!
Then, later in the evening, we take a moment to reflect. The Carnival sure is a lot of work, and we've noticed a staff member has been a little glum. Please come join us in brightening their weekend! For just a couple s, you can toss a ball at a target. It won't be easy - but after it's been hit the magic amount of times? Our dear staff member will take a refreshing dip in a vat of pink dye - guaranteed to brighten fur, hair, flesh, or even scales!
SATURDAY - First up on the day's agenda? Well, you may be wondering "What's the sound from the arena?" Why, it sounds like the start of a good old fashioned GOOFBRAWL! Costumed combatants will smack each other silly with everything from 'marital aids' to delicious pies! Don't like what someone is using? The audience will be given plenty of choices to hurl at the combatants!
Later, it's time for a good old fashioned game of chance! A certain Gladiator will have delicious treats for one and all, free of charge! Naturally, one or two may have a special surprise waiting inside, but why not impressive your friends with a display of intestinal fortitude and bravery?
SUNDAY - We started with a bang, and we're going to finish with one! The Carnival is rolling out until next time, but not before the skies over Guildereim are lit with fireworks. Dancers, gymnasts, and acrobats will delight your eyes. Exotic dishes and drinks will please your palate. Forget your cares and enjoy yourselves, you deserve it!
Then, later in the evening, we take a moment to reflect. The Carnival sure is a lot of work, and we've noticed a staff member has been a little glum. Please come join us in brightening their weekend! For just a couple s, you can toss a ball at a target. It won't be easy - but after it's been hit the magic amount of times? Our dear staff member will take a refreshing dip in a vat of pink dye - guaranteed to brighten fur, hair, flesh, or even scales!
SATURDAY - First up on the day's agenda? Well, you may be wondering "What's the sound from the arena?" Why, it sounds like the start of a good old fashioned GOOFBRAWL! Costumed combatants will smack each other silly with everything from 'marital aids' to delicious pies! Don't like what someone is using? The audience will be given plenty of choices to hurl at the combatants!
Later, it's time for a good old fashioned game of chance! A certain Gladiator will have delicious treats for one and all, free of charge! Naturally, one or two may have a special surprise waiting inside, but why not impressive your friends with a display of intestinal fortitude and bravery?
SUNDAY - We started with a bang, and we're going to finish with one! The Carnival is rolling out until next time, but not before the skies over Guildereim are lit with fireworks. Dancers, gymnasts, and acrobats will delight your eyes. Exotic dishes and drinks will please your palate. Forget your cares and enjoy yourselves, you deserve it!