The Golden Tether

Filed on top of Tyga's papers is a half sheet of white parchment baring the following: To whom it may concern: Please update this slave's in-house paperwork to reflect his service to The Golden Tether between the dates of 10/11 and 10/18, training exclusively with Madame Calypso Cioskar. To his trai...

Filed on top of Rose's papers is a half sheet of white parchment baring the following: To whom it may concern: Please update this slave's in-house paperwork to reflect her service to The Golden Tether between the dates of 10/11 and 10/18, training exclusively with Madame Calypso Cioskar. To her trai...

Filed on top of Sugar's papers is a half sheet of white parchment baring the following: To whom it may concern: Please update this slave's in-house paperwork to reflect her service to The Golden Tether between the dates of 10/11 and 10/18, training exclusively with Madame Calypso Cioskar. To her tra...

Filed on top of Toccata's papers is a half sheet of white parchment baring the following: To whom it may concern: Please update this slave's in-house paperwork to reflect her service to The Golden Tether between the dates of 10/11 and 10/18, training exclusively with Madame Calypso Cioskar. To her t...

I never make it to these things on time...

But OMG DAT TITLE! <3

... Anywho, welcome and thangsss!

... Lol. Lots of 'S'es.. 'cause she's a snake.. get it?

O HAY ...

Fashionably late. ;)

Boooo!

I want my money back!

I demand FRESH FACES TO TERRORIZE! :(

... I mean hi welcome ;)

... Good try, but you're still intimidating.

Kidding! Welcome, gorgeous!

... Can I trade in my for a bro-fist with a right proper explosion-sound or 'BOO-YA!' following it?

Heeeeeeey, handsome. How's about you ... never mind. It's far too late for innuendo. WELCOME!